September 07, 2010

July 21st, 2010

Do Playboy Bunnies get unemployment benefits?

The Worried Worker (W2)

In a recent New York Times magazine, Hugh Hefner offered details about his sex life that made most men nod approvingly and say to themselves, under their breath, “that’s awesome!”

 

When asked is he takes “a lot” of Viagra, he said, “I don’t take a lot, but I take it when it’s called for.  I make love a couple of times a week, and I take the Viagra when I’m going to be making love,” he continued. “I would say at 84 it helps. It’s God’s little helper.”

 

Hef only has one remaining girlfriend, Crystal Harris, 24.  He’s 84 and she’s 24 (that’s awesome!)  The twins left awhile ago (that’s awesome too!)

 

 In a memoir, Kendra Wilkinson chronicles her first time with Hef, in a Playboy mansion sex buffet:

“One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room… It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn’t it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him… for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn… it was very weird. I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was–all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.”

 

There are more descriptions, but this is a G rated site, not a G-spot rated site.

 

The Worried Worker hopes the job market improves soon.

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