Debrahlee Lorenzana claims in filed court papers that she was forced out of her Manhattan Citibank job because she was too good looking – this has been reported by every paper from the New York Post to the Los Angeles Times and will soon be confirmed by PerezHilton.
According to legal experts throughout the modern world, [...]
Monthly Archives: June 2010
June 30th, 2010
Woman Fired for Distracting Men!
June 29th, 2010
How to Succeed in Business – one strategy that always works!
The CEO called an employee into his office.
“You’ve been with this company for a little over a year now. You started here as an intern, then took a sales job and within a few months you were promoted to manager of the regional sales department. Six months after that you became a director and a [...]
June 28th, 2010
How To Save Money on Your Summer Vacation – if you can afford to take one.
If you’re still in a position to take a vacation – and we all need more than we take – you don’t need to stay in luxury hotels, rent limousines or take out a loan. Here are some smart ideas for saving money and still having a good time.
Research your destination thoroughly
Use the internet and [...]
June 25th, 2010
Thank God that’s Lady Gaga and Not Joe Biden!
Ok. So, we got our Rolling Stone today and haven’t looked inside yet. Can’t get beyond the cover. The guy we had handling our war in Afghanistan doesn’t even get top billing and he’s fired. Would love to be at the conference room table at the White House with all the interns – giggling.
We all [...]
June 24th, 2010
McChrystal Fired!
Not much of a surprise.
When your boss summons you from across the world to attend a meeting you used to do on the phone, that’s a pretty negative sign. You might want to get out resume and update it a bit.
Say negative things about the boss and you get fired.
Insubordination is defined as an [...]
June 23rd, 2010
Ten Tips for Successful Virtual Workers
First, make sure you can handle being without normal social interactions and people-noise. If you can get through a day without the need for distractions, you will be successful and actually complete more every day than you could “at work.”
Establish a Routine
It’s crucial that you have a routine to replace the commute, the coffee chop, [...]
June 22nd, 2010
The World Cup and Politics; Joe Biden, at least
North Korea lost to Portugal – 7 to 0. This could be the worst score of this World Cup. Unless, of course, you count the odd stripping of advertisers from the French uniforms – for striking on Sunday due to a trainer being fired.
Now, the French pretty much strike for just about any reason. [...]
June 21st, 2010
Stop Paying the Dead! And, while you’re at it, don’t pay Felons either!
The government is doing everything it can these days to save money. So, they’re spending a little to figure out ways to save. It’s like you and I looking at which magazine subscriptions we don’t really need anymore – they were great when we first got them, but we don’t really read them anyway, so [...]
June 18th, 2010
When you make connections between people – motivate them to want to engage!
More and more you may be needed to introduce people to each other. Society is using our talents more to “connect” people with each other, than getting things from one another.
A great way to become recognized as a talented connector is how well you make introductions. Poor introductions make for poor exchanges. Great introductions create excitement about [...]
June 17th, 2010
Pass this one along to your coworkers, mother-fuckers!
Say something, or shut the fuck up
Do something, or STFU
Make a contribution, or STFU
Be diligent, or STFU
Do your best, or STFU
Be honest, or STFU
Hold your yourself accountable first, or STFU
Judge yourself before you judge others, or STFU
Get to work on time, or STFU
Pay your fair share, or STFU
Don’t rip nobody off, or STFU
Poor English talk [...]









