PRESIDENT OBAMA AND VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN ARE SNACKING FROM AN ASSORTMENT OF OLIVES WHILE REVIEWING A NUMB ER OF DOCUMENTS.
OBAMA:
Are these Greek olives, Joe?
BIDEN:
Kalamata.
OBAMA:
That’s Greek, right?
BIDEN:
No, I think it’s a neighbor, but close. (he spits out a pit – and grimaces) Damn, I just bit into a pit. (he rubs his jaw). [...]
Urgent Attention
EMC FINANCIAL CONSULTANT LONDON
Sir/Madam,
I write to you based on a request by an investor and his need for investment/funds transfer. My name is Hall Alfred Thomas,a Financial Consultant/Attorney based in London. My company most times represents the interests of very wealthy Investors/Individuals due to the sensitivity of the position they hold in the [...]
He’s absolutely amazing. My boss. I mean, really amazing. His style of leadership is best understood as “idiotship.” It could be a ship of idiots, in which case, I’m on an upper bunk, or it could be the act of being an idiot.
“We need to schedule launch events!” Ok, yes we do. So we establish [...]
THE PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT ARE IN THE SAME LIMO.
BIDEN:
Now, I don’t understand it any better than you, Mr. President, but the Greeks basically worked 12 months and got paid for 14. They were encouraged to evade taxes. And, they drank a lot of Ouzo. That’s about it.
OBAMA:
It’s one thing I have to defend [...]
“The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie, deliberate, contrived and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive and unrealistic.”
I have two master’s degrees – one in sports marketing, the other in business administration. I don’t earn a living in either.
What I earn is something I still won’t share with mother and have hinted at with my grandmother. But, when I hear people ask me if I’m overqualified for what I do, I really [...]
From court reporters in “Disorder in the American Courts - Charles M. Sevilla”
ATTORNEY:
Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS:
Did you actually pass the bar exam?
PRESIDENT OBAMA AND VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN ARE IN THE WHITE HOUSE GYM – SPARRING ON A HEAVY BODY BAG. THE PRESIDENT IS HOLDING THE BAG AS THE VICE PRESIDENT SORT OF SLAPS AT IT WITH HIS OPEN FACED GLOVES.
BIDEN:
So, I’m waiting to see my doctor, and I’m told he’s out and a new one [...]
