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Monthly Archives: March 2010

March 31st, 2010

How to stay optimistic—and succeed

Imin Bizpain

Successful people are optimistic. They’re not idiots—they see the challenges, but they don’t lose their confidence. Psychologist and consultant Jill Ammon-Wexler spells out some of the characteristics of “intelligent optimists” that you can learn:
 
Don’t deny problems.
You can’t pretend difficulties don’t exist, but you can live with them while looking for ways to change things.
 
Accept [...]

March 30th, 2010

250,000 will lose their benefits in April

Mad James

Extended jobless benefits end for up to 250,000 Americans out of work because the Senate closed up shop without a deal to extend filing deadlines.  These unemployed also won’t be able to sign up for the 65% federal subsidy for COBRA unemployment insurance.  And, many have been unemployed for at least six months and already [...]

March 29th, 2010

It’s Tax Time, Mr. President.

The Worried Worker (W2)

 
VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN IS IN THE OVAL OFFICE WITH THE PRESIDENT.  HE GLANCES
THROUGH A STACK OF CREDIT CARD RECEIPTS.
 
THE PRESIDENT LOOKS OVER HIS READING GLASSES AT THE VICE PRESIDENT.
 
OBAMA:          
Joe, what are you working on?
 
BIDEN:
I figured it would take a while to get the call connected, so I brought some things to work on.
 
OBAMA:           [...]

March 26th, 2010

GET YOUR DIPLOMA TODAY!

Pressley Carson

(we want to provide valuable information to help all workers.  Here’s a classic scam – I hope that none of you fall for this crap.)
 
 
 
Ayotunde Ackart [ayotundeackart@bizpain.com]
 
You are nominated for a degree
 
GET YOUR DIPLOMA TODAY!
 
If you are looking for a fast and effective way to get a diploma,(non accredited) this is the best way out [...]

March 25th, 2010

Bad Hire # 13

Hard to buy lingerie from a woman with two in the front and two in the back.

March 24th, 2010

Two and a Half Men – back in production

Mad James

Charlie Sheen returns to the set and about 250 people are still employed.  Isn’t that great? 
 
Warner Bros. TV kept the pomp and circumstance to a minimum, only confirming via a statement that “‘Two and a Half Men’ has resumed production.”  A lot of people around the country waited with anticipation to see if the [...]

March 23rd, 2010

Man used his Penis to assault Police Officer

Anita Newjob

We understand that it takes balls to be a cop, but do you have to be attacked by a wiener as well?
 
Marium Varinauskas, 28, was fined $900 last Monday for attempting to assault a female police officer with his penis.
 
The Lithuanian man had been arguing with his girlfriend when police were called to his [...]

March 22nd, 2010

Health Care Bill Passes – Americans Propose 28th Amendment to the Constitution

The Worried Worker (W2)

Members of Congress can retire with the same pay after serving only one term, they don’t pay into Social Security, and they’ve specifically exempted themselves from many of the laws they pass while ordinary citizens must live under those laws.  
 
The new Health Care Bill promises to cost Americans a trillion dollars over ten years, [...]

March 19th, 2010

For Hire: His Wife Was Available For Sex on Craigslist

Mad James

Craigslist hit the news again recently when it was learned that a man forced his wife to have sexual encounters and listed the services on the website.  This may not be the first time in history that this has happened, but when you add the story to Craigslist, it gets headlines.
 
The story suggests that she [...]

March 18th, 2010

Bad Hire # 12

Department Store hires the best they can find for Security.