The position is located primarily in Washington D.C. with primary responsibility for ensuring the security of the White House.  Competitive Salary and Benefits, some travel, must be able to stand for long periods of time without moving your neck.  You will enjoy a great team atmosphere where no one talks to each other, no one shares information, and when the shit hits the fan, everyone pushes everyone else under the bus.

It’s hard to believe that the White House let two uninvited guests in for dinner, let them touch the President and First Lady, mingle with some of the nation’s most important entertainment execs and lobbyists, and oh yeah, some prime minister guy from India – that’s the SS’s story anyway.

If you were in charge of the Secret Service, would you want the world to know that your elite team let this happen?  They weren’t even on the damn list?

IN THE OVAL OFFICE – NEXT DAY – PRESIDENT OBAMA – VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN – SECRET SERVICE DIRECTOR

OBAMA:           What’s your name again?

DIRECTOR:       It’s uh….

BIDEN:             (interrupting, leaning forward with that big smile) Well, he can’t tell you his name, can he?  I mean he’s in charge of all the secrets, BO.

OBAMA:           (frowning)  I really don’t like it when you call me that, Joe.

DIRECTOR:       That’s ok, sirs, it’s…

BIDEN:             (interrupting again)  I mean the two of them, the gal (big smile) well, hell, I thought she was Tiger Woods’ wife.  I just loved her like a brother.  And, the guy, well, he had real soft hands…and warm, I knew he couldn’t be a tennis player, let alone Tiger Woods.

OBAMA:           Thanks, Mr. Vice President.

BIDEN:             Man, it was a great night wasn’t it?  I got to meet Katie Couric, too.

DIRECTOR:       (catching Obama’s nod to leave – standing)  Thank you sirs, I’ll check that list again right away.

BIDEN:             (standing with a huge smile – shaking his finger in the air)  Better check it twice.  It’s almost Christmas, you know.