When you’re hired in any job, you’re typically issued some tools, a uniform, telephone, computer, and on and on.  Over time, you pocket some pens, paper clips, maybe some tea bags.  But, what if you’re a beauty queen?

But, what if your job required big boobs?  If you get a boob job from your boss, when you get fired do you need to bag those bubbas up with the mousepad and give em back?  Who would use them?  Maybe just sue the boober owner with the cost to implant them – that makes two sense.