It’s hard (excuse the pun) to write about this and not use words that rhyme with “chuck.”  So, the Worried Worker won’t stress it if it happens in this commentary.  Governor, what the fuck are you thinking!

It used to be that all Democratic scandals were about sex and Republican scandals were about money.  Things have certainly changed and the only guy out there happy about this change right now is probably John Edwards!  I guess it’s nice to know that republicans actually have sex for fun and not just money.

What other job can you have in this country where you don’t have to show up for work, or call in sick, or tell your family or colleagues what you’re doing or where you’re going - for FIVE days and not get fired?  That’s it!  Governor of a southern state!  Now, that’s a great job!

And, will this gover-fucker’s pay be docked?  His health care and other benefits be rescinded?  Will he lose his employee of the month parking spot?  How will he enter this information on time card?

Worse?  Then, he flies to Argentina to get laid, tells people he’s climbing the Appalachians (I gotta see a picture of this girl’s chest) and then shows up on TV saying that his apologies will take days, weeks, months, even years.  Not really.  It takes just a minute.  That’s all it takes to kill decades of career-building.

Do what you have to do.  Deal with it.  Make your wiener happy.  But, ripping off your job, your employees and the people that voted for you is just plain shit.

Dude?  You’re fired!  You are a low life, miserable and lousy employee of the state.  If your employees disappeared for three days, you’d want a doctor’s note.  Five days, and you’d have HR looking for a replacement.  You are a disgusting idiot and should be feathered and tarred – in that order.

Republicans?  You are so screwed up with your “potential presidents” one can only wonder what’s next?

Ugh!