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Monthly Archives: June 2009

June 26th, 2009

Feeling at odds with the world?

The Worried Worker (W2)

If you’ve hit a snag and feel as if it’s you vs. the world, ask yourself one simple question: “Am I struggling against something that is unchangeable?”
 
Ok, after you ask that one, ask this one:  “Do I have any control over this thing?”
 
Ask these questions about each of your “battles”:
 
-       your desire for more [...]

June 25th, 2009

Con Job for a Blow Job!

The Worried Worker (W2)

It’s hard (excuse the pun) to write about this and not use words that rhyme with “chuck.”  So, the Worried Worker won’t stress it if it happens in this commentary.  Governor, what the fuck are you thinking!
 
It used to be that all Democratic scandals were about sex and Republican scandals were about money.  Things have [...]

June 24th, 2009

Honk If You Love Commuting

Anita Newjob

Every morning when I wake up, the first thing I do is wish it was Saturday and I force myself to forget exactly what day of the week it actually is. After reality wins and sets in, my second thought is wishing for no traffic.
 
The anticipation of a clear freeway keeps me excited while [...]

June 23rd, 2009

Neda - killed for believing!

The Worried Worker (W2)

Everyone’s job is to topple the lousy bosses!  The lousy bosses have held us all back and it’s time to go!  W2 hopes the people have the strength to make the right thing happen, even if it means that the current power mongers are still in - vote it, and keep it. 
But, don’t kill the people! 
So [...]

June 22nd, 2009

Does your name predict where you will work?

The Worried Worker (W2)

If your name is Ann, are you more likely to end up working for Apple or Dell? A study by Belgian researchers indicates Apple as the more likely choice.
 
If your name is Frank, does it mean you’ll work for a fucker?
 
Betsy, will have a job at a Bakery?
 
Tim Geithner, for the Treasury or the Government?
 
Barack [...]

June 21st, 2009

Eat Cherries and Avoid Pain

The Worried Worker (W2)

It is believed that cherries contain anti-inflammatory properties, and a new study of exercise-induced muscle pain may add credence to that.  Now, when W2 eats cherries, he senses an increase in gas which inflames those around him. 
 
Participants in the study were asked to drink a bottle of a cherry juice blend twice a day [...]

June 19th, 2009

10 tips to interview successfully!

The Worried Worker (W2)

·         Be on time and look good.  Don’t accept the coffee, you can’t afford a spill.
·         Dress for success not for a vacation.  Make sure you wear your best.
·         Speak directly, pleasantly and don’t think aloud.  Do not mumble.
·         Do not say anything negative about a boss, a coworker, or a company!
·         Do not [...]

June 18th, 2009

No one listens to me!

Letter To W2

We have no say in the direction of the business or with our customers - we basically have to do exactly what we’re asked and the bosses are making some bad mistakes.  How can we get more say in the business?
 
Now that’s a loaded question……you speak as if your part owner or have a right [...]

June 17th, 2009

Death of the American Dream Job?

Imin Bizpain

My daughter wants to be an actress. Not of the Miley-Cyrus-put-me-on-a-Disney-channel-show-with-bad-acting-and-even-worse-writing strain, but more of a Meryl-Streepy-Julia-Louis-Dreyfuss combination.
 
Not a vastly unusual dream for a 14-year-old, I know – almost every young girl dreams of being on stage or being famous. My daughter takes it pretty seriously, however. She’s been taking classes and performing since [...]

June 16th, 2009

Today – my job is to be Iranian!

The Worried Worker (W2)

It’s hard to watch the news from Iran and not recall the Berlin Wall coming down.  Thousands of Germans walking toward it, smiling at East German soldiers, then climbing it, then chipping away at it with little tools, breaking holes into it and breaking through.
 
Then, hundreds of cars driving through Check Point Charlie – to [...]