We want to be balanced in our commentary at Bizpain.com but, we really have to yield to our better senses and ask ourselves, shaking our heads, calmly exhaling – are you people out of your minds?

Reports are increasing that Jesus is coming back – the second coming is approaching – sinners will see some real shit, now, boy.  What this means is that there are enough nut-cases out there looking for an answer to their problems that they’re seeing Jesus Christ in various forms.

People are still ignoring the right path – develop skills, study, work hard, get healthy, network, etc….

Jesus has been seen in weird images on walls, shadows through curtains,  several tortillas, an omelette, a griddle that probably wasn’t scrubbed, and now a Cheeto.  Yes, a Cheeto.

And, to make things more bizarre, news channels are reporting this!  This is now news. 

Just imagine how Jesus feels about  this (and I don’t mean your gardener).  Being compared to a junk food.

Come on, don’t be an idiot. 

If Jesus comes back (would you in this economy?) he’ll be much more modern in his approach.  He may dress the same, white robe, Birkenstocks, fanny-pack, but he won’t show up at an outdoor seafood market - he’ll use Twitter.  We’ll all “follow him.”

What a job this guy has.  He’s got to feed millions with one loaf of bread, turn water into wine (tell that to Napa and Bordeaux), turn some frozen fish into sushi platters and calm the approaching storm.  Who’s his HR guy?

But, come on.  Jobs are out there for you.  Do you have the skills?  Did you get lazy?  Buy too much food at big sales, got the big TV, the DVD and Netflix?  You need to get to work to get work – stop looking for answers in a bag of junk food.