So many emails are shared, it’s hard to know what anyone is reading  We got this several times and still read it. 

It’s crazy, but it’s also funny in this not-so-funny time.

As sent to the Worried Worker:

This was an article from the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on “How Would You Fix the Economy I think this guy nailed it!
 
Dear Mr. President,

Patriotic retirement:

There’s about 40 million people over 50 years old in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with stipulations:
 
1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.