It’s inevitable. Let’s face it…no one likes to talk about it but everyone does it at one time or another…pooping at work. Bizpain is anonymous so don’t be embarrassed…let’s get it out now, no pun intended of course.
It is quite a funny topic when you really think about it…Big office. Small office. 30 stalls. 1 stall. What’s better? Do you bring a change of shoes so you remain unidentified? Do you pick your feet up so no one can see you? Do you walk to a different floor to take care of business? Do you have a designated stall? Do you drive home for lunch? Or do you just avoid it all together and wait until you get home?
I poop at work.
I admit it. But somehow I have trained myself to only go when my boss is out of the office. This way, I can take care of business in their personal bathroom. Pretty impressive eh? And next week, I will be accepting the honor of “Most Passive Aggressive Behavior in the Workplace.” I should start working on my acceptance speech now.
This is so real. And, we have people that hang strips of toilet paper in the cracks between walls, urinals and stuff. Creepy.
If that girl was in my bathroom, nothing of mine would work.
Going to the bathroom at work is creepy. Where I work, I see guys that never wash their hands after their shake and rattle. Sometimes there aren’t handtowels, other times no soap.