#5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.
#4: This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.
#3: Whew! I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!
#2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down really close?
#1: (Raising your head slowly) “… in Jesus’ name, Amen.”
I read recently that someone was asleep at their desk, or so the other people thought, and he was actually dead.
Not sure if it’s true or not, but someone did send this in to us. The big question will be exactly when he died so the employer can determine when they can cut off the overtime payment to his survivors.
I hope he died doing something he really loved!!