February 08, 2012

November 24th, 2008

What do strippers wear on their fat days?

Mad James

Ask any woman if she has a special pair of pants that she wears only to work when she’s feeling fat and she’ll say, “yes.”

 

Even I own a special pair of pants that I wear to work when I’d rather be wearing sweatpants.  (Ok, several of my pants have evolved from “special” to “holiday.”)

 

So, I went to a strip club with some of the boys from the office recently (don’t ask me why, we sometimes do things we don’t like to to get ahead in business).

 

And, I got to thinking as I watched the show -  what do strippers wear on their fat days – I mean, these girls were stunning, and working very hard. 

 

Now that’s hard work.  Naked and there, right there – just like the rest of us every day in business, we’re just dressed – or covered up.

 

So ladies, next time you feel fat and don’t want to go to work, or you’re a man and your wife or girlfriend is feeling a little bloated, just be thankful you’re not a stripper.

 

Naked is tough work.


1 Response to “What do strippers wear on their fat days?”


  1. 1 Tina

    I think you hit the topic perfectly and funny too; but, come on with the sexist photo - who needs another nipple shot!

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