Ask any woman if she has a special pair of pants that she wears only to work when she’s feeling fat and she’ll say, “yes.”
Even I own a special pair of pants that I wear to work when I’d rather be wearing sweatpants. (Ok, several of my pants have evolved from “special” to “holiday.”)
So, I went to a strip club with some of the boys from the office recently (don’t ask me why, we sometimes do things we don’t like to to get ahead in business).
And, I got to thinking as I watched the show - what do strippers wear on their fat days – I mean, these girls were stunning, and working very hard.
Now that’s hard work. Naked and there, right there – just like the rest of us every day in business, we’re just dressed – or covered up.
So ladies, next time you feel fat and don’t want to go to work, or you’re a man and your wife or girlfriend is feeling a little bloated, just be thankful you’re not a stripper.
Naked is tough work.










I think you hit the topic perfectly and funny too; but, come on with the sexist photo - who needs another nipple shot!