February 08, 2012

October 1st, 2008

Waxologist Doesn’t Like It Down There

Letter To W2

Dear W2

I really can’t take it any more and need some advice.  I’ve been a waxologist for four years and I think I’ve seen enough and need to move on.  I’m proud of the quality work I do and know that I don’t cause nearly as much pain as I could.  But, today was enough to make me sick.  The woman was so fat and hairy it was hard to know exactly where to start; it was more like icing a cake than doing a wax.  I want to change careers, where do I start?

Dear Sticky:

Wow, how graphic…while I’m no expert in the waxing business I called my niece who is.  Shame on you for going into a line of work and not being properly prepared to work on different body types….what were you thinking?  I’m told and would expect that during your training it would have been clearly communicated to you that your line of work would come across all shapes, sexes, sizes, etc.  I’m sure you had to have ‘specific hands on training’….was everyone you worked on a super-body?  Even if you only took the Evelyn Woods remedial on-line waxologist training class you should have been prepared for this.  Now because you’ve worked on a heavier set person you’re throwing in the towel and want Bizpain to help you solve this?  If you think I’m scolding you, you’d be right!

I think what you need to do is grow up, get clear on the type of field you’d like to work in, and move on.  Remember, age has a way to work its way towards you!  Stick around long enough and you too will soon be popping at the seams.  Hair will come from places you didn’t even know…..so stop throwing stones Ms.Bolder.

Write me when you’ve matured!

Pressley


2 Responses to “Waxologist Doesn’t Like It Down There”


  1. 1 igbo

    It’s just as hairy in an office job, Sticky.

  2. 2 Sandra

    This can’t be real. Great commentary, weird question.

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