May 19, 2012

September 14th, 2008

Palin Or Biden - Who’s Earmark Would You Want To Tug?

The Worried Worker (W2)

What a crazy job  - Vice President of the United States.  Poor Joe.  Everything is going fine, he’s looking good, spry, witty.  He’s been around a long time; a true figure on the Washington landscape.  Then, there’s Sarah, who’s got a true figure.  Sarah is somewhere skinning a caribou and gets a call from the McCain team - wipes off her buck knife and heads back to the cabin.


Joe is thrown - head first, into some major bizpain and suddenly everyone is talking about earmarks.  Not ear-wax, not ear-hair, and not ear-they-come-again, but earmarks!


So, here they are - Sarah’s and Joe’s left ears.  Can’t really see any marks on them, but if these are the criteria upon which one of them is going to get a job, then I’m going out to get a new ear-hair clipper.


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7 Responses to “Palin Or Biden - Who’s Earmark Would You Want To Tug?”


  1. 1 jj_in_sd

    The only think I like about Palin is she reminds me of Tina Fey.

  2. 2 Igbo

    I’m ok with that too, but there is a part of big game hunting that does interest me in this.

  3. 3 twisted

    I would love to tug on any part of her.

  4. 4 compnut138

    Enough with all the fuss about the way Palin looks. Sure it’s a nice change from all of the ol’ fart wearing their dark blue suits with the customary American flag pin, but she’s not exactly Elizabeth Hurley! Let’s stick with the facts; she’s a shi%$y choice and both republicans and democrats know it.

  5. 5 Robert

    hey, if we have to use the Lincoln bedroom for something, it should include Sarah.

  6. 6 Igbo

    Don’t you mean their “right” ears?

  7. 7 W2

    Yes - about time somebody caught that. Thanks. Send us your mailing address in an email, not a posting, and we’ll send you a bizpain.com t-shirt for catching it. Thanks for the relief.

    The Worried Worker (W2)

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