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Monthly Archives: September 2008

September 29th, 2008

Democrappy At Work!

The Worried Worker (W2)

Every great economic system has flaws but the current system in our country seems to be riddled with fleas. 

Bailout, rescue, seizure, melt-down, infusion, fire-sale, screwed, foreclosure, failure, the words go on and on and none of the them are pretty. 

Lawmakers tout the hours and hours they spent in the last week or so trying to [...]

September 28th, 2008

Thrown Under The Bus

Letter To W2

Dear W2
I want revenge.  Help me.  We had a big project due and Ellen didn’t do her part at all.  When we presented, Ellen took all the credit.  Later, I heard that she actually told our manager that I was the one who didn’t do their part.  The boss believed her and chewed me out [...]

September 28th, 2008

You’re Fired! And, here’s your $14 Million Dollar Payout!

The Worried Worker (W2)

Washington Mutual is a sad story for everyone but at least two very savvy guys. 

CEO Kerry Killinger, fired in early September earned about $15 million in 2007 and will get a lot more for 2008 just by being asked to leave due to a general feeling that he wasn’t performing very well. 

Of course all this [...]

September 28th, 2008

Bush For A Third Term?

It’s clear that it is far easier to run away from office than it is to run for office.  Come on, neither the Dalai Obama nor McCain can really do the job and they’re apparently the best that we can offer Americans.
It’s pretty pathetic – they’re both wishy washy, they’re both too presidential to be [...]

September 24th, 2008

Is Work Stressing You Out?

Imin Bizpain

A recent Gallup poll said that 80% of workers feel stress on the job (oh really?) and nearly half say they need help to cope with it. Now remember that some job stress isn’t bad. Pressure to perform can help you achieve your goals, motivate you to advance your career and reward you emotionally when [...]

September 24th, 2008

A Four Day Work Week?

Traffic just got worse for everyone.  With general euphoria tickling workers throughout the country as gas prices tick down to about $3.70 a gallon – commuters are getting back to the happiness and comfort of driving to work – alone – in their own car.
Would a Four Day Work Week reduce your bizpain?   
Would it [...]

September 24th, 2008

The Boss’s Son Will Be Boss

Letter To W2

Dear W2
The boss’s son is an idiot and is going to take over the business.  We make about a thousand sandwiches a day for a lot of busy business people and all he does is walk around and nibble on pieces of sandwich meat and look at everyone as if they’re lazy and stupid.  I [...]

September 22nd, 2008

Now Hiring!

With job losses mounting throughout the country, it’s good to know that a qualified applicant is always there when you need one.  Click on the attachment if you’re hiring.

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September 22nd, 2008

I Didn’t Leave The Meeting - I Had To Pee!

Letter To W2

Dear W2
We have strict meeting rules that everyone has to follow – except the executives.  We’re expected to be in a room early, ready to begin a meeting exactly at the scheduled time.  Today, we started one late and ended it late, which made me late for my next one, and I didn’t have time [...]

September 22nd, 2008

Bush, Bernanke and Paulson with Cox

The Worried Worker (W2)

 ….and the four marched in to save the world from financial failure….

It’s hard to grasp just how close all United States workers came to being broke and unemployed last week – there are so many pundits, debaters and commentators and, of course, appointed and elected officials arguing about it that no one knows for sure.
 
Some [...]